One of the classic hallmarks of a Job To Avoid is the "Question As Subject Line" schtick. As we've seen in previous entries, from the odd to the off-putting, the answer is almost always a resounding "No." Sprinkled in, you might reply with an occasional "WTF?" or "That's PRIVATE" or, as in the case of today's job post, "I surely hope not."
I SURELY HOPE NOT.
The best possible outcome of sleep multi-tasking is that it creates fuel for your spouse to create an incredibly amusing blog at your expense. The worst possible outcome is... well, let's just say it's messy, violent and there's absolutely nothing amusing about it. More to the point: doing anything BUT sleeping (whilst sleeping) is not the mark of a good worker; it's the mark of someone with a profound sleep disorder. So... we're off to a bad start here, job poster. Let's see if it gets better!


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