Avoid This Job

When Every Room Is The Ladies Room

So you've settled in, you've got your cup of coffee, and you're once again browsing through the job listings... man, it's all the same, right? Like, job after job, they all just blend in to one another...it's like, you can barely keep your eyes open, it's so dull---

OH MY GOD YOU STARTLED ME, JOB POST SUBJECT LINE!! With your bizarre message, obviously, but also with your ALL CAPS and your terrifyingly urgent punctuation!!!?!!!

Now, to answer your question... No. I am not. Thank goodness. It sounds both unsanitary and dehydrating.

Study Funded By The Monster Under Your Bed

Do you have kids? 

Want to earn an easy $175 by renting their tiny bodies to science? 

Sure you do!