OH MY GOD YOU STARTLED ME, JOB POST SUBJECT LINE!! With your bizarre message, obviously, but also with your ALL CAPS and your terrifyingly urgent punctuation!!!?!!!
Now, to answer your question... No. I am not. Thank goodness. It sounds both unsanitary and dehydrating.
Obviously the choice of "constantly" instead of "frequently" is problematic, but even better is the phrasing:
Not: "Are you a woman who is constantly urinating?"
But: "Are you a woman constantly urinating?"
It sounds like a Van Gogh painting (most likely "Woman Constantly Urinating" preceded his better-known "Nude Woman Reclining") But it would also make a fantastic Native American name! 'Dances-With-Wolves' is poetic, sure, but not nearly as helpful or specific as 'Woman-Constantly-Urinating'. Because let's be honest, it doesn't really matter if she's a delightful conversationalist, or makes a killer coffee cake: you should probably think twice about having 'Woman-Constantly-Urinating' over for brunch. Or at least invest in some tarps and plastic furniture covers first.
If you are, in fact, a woman constantly urinating, here is a link to the full job post. You might actually want to look into this. Try not to short circuit your keyboard whilst typing your reply.
Everyone else: avoid this job. And if you're wearing leather/open-toed shoes, avoid the women applying for it as well.
