Are you a linen-lover desperately looking to work, in some capacity, with towels, but you find the atmosphere at Bed, Bath & Beyond too stifling and "corporate"?
Oh, no? That does not in any way describe you? Or anyone you have ever met, or can imagine?
Then you'll probably want to avoid this job.
Highlight: The extensive breakdown of various towel-types.
Lowlight: The extensive breakdown of various towel-types.